Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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