Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
