my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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