Kiss
Puke
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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