none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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