Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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