so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The Olympian is in my bed
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