4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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