U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
wow bdsm is so cute
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