We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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