your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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