Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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