I bet he comes in French.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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