you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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