North Korea, Best Korea!
I just cut my nipple shaving
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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