I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
