how can u be prego again
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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