Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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