No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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