I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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