We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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