What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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