I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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