tell your sister to shave her snatch
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I think I just sharted jello shots
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