did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
