Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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