it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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