Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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