To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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