let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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