So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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