Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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