how can u be prego again
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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