Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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