You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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