PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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