so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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