Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
