But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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