I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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