yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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