I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
This beer is not sobering me up at all
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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