Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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