I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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