If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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