she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Shame is for Republicans.
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