Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
