is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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