I need help removing her.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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