ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
3pm strippers are depressing
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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