Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
My underwear smells like fireworks.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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