I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
4 words: hood of his car
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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